"Alright, Nicole. You've got this. You're here for toothpaste and sandwich baggies and there is no one in line. You can be in and out in 15 minutes."
"Do I need a cart? No no, grab a basket."
"Hmm, toothpaste and sandwich baggies are straight ahead."
*Turns left to pass the clothes*
15 minutes later....
"I really do need this leopard print cardigan. I'm going to wear the shit out of this. Maybe I'll do a for work/for play post on my blog. Okay okay, I'm here for deodorant. Head straight to the beauty section. No more detours."
"Oh I wonder if they have Chinchilly from Essie. I've been dying for that."
"Of course they're sold out. This Target sucks."
"Sinful Colors? What's that? Only $1.99? That's definitely not going to last. Hard pass."
"Oh shoot, I'm here for toothpaste!"
*Finds toothpaste and gets in line*
"Wow this line was not this long when I came in. I've only been here for like 5 minutes."
"That Sinful Colors red was a pretty perfect red. Maybe I should try it. It's only $1.99."
"No, it will be a waste of time having to repaint your nails every two days because of chipping."
"Is Beyonce REALLY pregnant again? US Weekly is so untrustworthy."
"I should get a US Weekly subscription again"
"Is that a Sinful Colors polish display? Maybe its a sign from the universe?"
"It's definitely a sign."
*Adds polish to cart. Cashier rings up cart*
"Was that polish seriously only 50 freaking cents?!"
*Adds second bottle of polish to the conveyor belt. Cashier rings up total*
"How did I spend that much? Well I do really need that candle. And I heard that book was great. And I'll definitely work out if I have new clothes."
*Back at home...*
"Wait, did I forget sandwich baggies?"
Fast forward to a week later and my fresh red nails have not chipped. AT ALL. I can credit some of that to the best top coat ever but this polish is the real deal folks. And it is less than $2.00 What do you have to lose? I would recommend however picking it up at a CVS, or online, or even a black hole. Almost anywhere is safer for your wallet than Target.